American thing.

I tried to do the American thing by replacing cow milk (poison) with coconut milk creamer (hip not-poison) in a Tetra-Pak container for my coffee. It tasted like Rosemary's baby's spit, but I drained the entire mug to punish myself for disrespecting coconut milk and coffee.

Kerunch.

I am snacking on shelled pistachios, or pure nut meat if you wish.