Poop.

The dog's equanimity as it stares back at you while it poops on the grass is equally admirable and contemptible.

Woof.

Maybe I should get a Siberian Husky.

Nah, we have enough dogs as it is. Plus, they're kind of stupid. Bred to pull sleds.

Yeah. Still, they look so alert and intelligent, you know?

(New voice) True, but pigs are very intelligent animals. And they look like...

Pigs.

Yeh.

Ting.

Pores are, like, holes on your face.

Tock.

Delay aging?

Die young.