Friday, January 20, 2006

AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

You may put "Ending up with fewer rows than she started with killed her" on my tombstone.

Breathe.

Breathe.

BREATHE.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Whoo.

Keeping A Stuff Upper Lip turns 1 today. Send presents.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Bitch.

When you have nothing but a couple of shamefaced cakes in your store, and yet are able to print your own logoed plastic bags, you can be sure I want to know who your sugar daddy is.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Ka-ching.

The woman in front of us rang up 666.66 worth of groceries. Minions of Satan sport streaky blush and bad liquid liner jobs.