Wah.

I have finished my bag of licorice allsorts and am down to my final slab of Fry's Turkish Delight. Can I have a shoulder to wail on?

Ack.

Shryh : Neat helmet.
Newbie: Uh, actually, that's my hair.
Shryh : OMFG, lay off the hairgel!
Newbie: Is it that bad?
Shryh (picks him up to use as a battering ram): Yes.